You smell like POOP

Awe thanks Deja! You are so poopy too! ❤

Greatest humor…

hellonhighheels1994:

Phil Robertson teaches Conan to make duck calls

”Maybe I wanna get the weird ducks”

”Sounds like sorta giggling in a microwave”

I am in love

😭❤ I want.

this better not be happening… haha

this better not be happening… haha

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

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this is horrible and i cant stop LAUGHING!

this is horrible and i cant stop LAUGHING!

*person taking bible verse out of context*
mike wazowski: put that thing back where it came from or so help me
This cracked me up!!!!!
Hi! I think you are absolutely BEAUTIFUL and I am super jealous of you!
Anonymous

first “annon” message… super creepy but i will take it! hahahaha!

last night i had every horrible dream imaginable about him. I would wake up after one, be crushed, fall back asleep and have another one. It was heartbreaking. they were so real. I don’t want to sleep tonight, cuz i dont think i can take one more…